Total Medals Earned: 316 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,995 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (150/200 points)
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/780 points)
win Vila stage
win Bojan stage
win Pique stage
win Xavi stage
win Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Bojan stage
win Iniesta stage
win Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Vila stage
end the game
achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage
win Messi stage
achieve gold medal on Pique stage
achieve gold medal on Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Xavi stage
achieve gold medal on Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Messi stage
Medals Earned: 7/22 (35/490 points)
Capture a power station
Get 8 followers
Engage in a massive battle
Turn their towers against them on "Hide and Go Sneak"
Use wave after wave of your own men to deplete a laser tower's ammo
View the credits
Kill all enemies on "Trap"
Defeat the squares on "Fight or Flight"
1337 circle deaths
Defeat 1337 squares
Beat "Combat" without dying
Beat "Crosswalks" without any circles dying
Beat "Two Towers" in 20 seconds or less
Beat "Burninate" in 45.1 seconds or less
Save at least 42 circles on "Containment"
Beat "Four Bases". Yeah, just beat it.
Beat the game
Get 21 achievements
Medals Earned: 6/8 (300/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 5/14 (105/605 points)
have all kind of smiley
get total score more than 5M
upgrade click number to the max
upgrade click diameter to the max
get a perfect hit on a round
have max number of bomber smiley
have max number of normal smiley
get total score more than 10M
have max number of multi smiley
get total score more than 15M
have max number of psy smiley
get a perfect hit on the first day
get total score more than 20M
complete your target in 35 days or less
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.