Total Medals Earned: 316 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,995 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/135 points)
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 3/11 (40/140 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/21 (125/205 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Complete any 1 ending
Complete all 6 endings
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 13/20 (195/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 23/80 (115/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 4/40 (25/445 points)
5 Enemy killed
Emo superkicks called
First blood
First win
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
10 Small rappers killed
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Mamas called
Metal guys superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/120 points)
Earn your first bronze medal on a stage.
Earn your first gold medal on a stage.
Unlock the secret Newgrounds treasure.
Unlock the last stage of the game.
Get all gold medals and all gold skills.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.